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Ed Smith

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Zoë Garry

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Salmon

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Missing Person

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In a hostel in Istanbul, Salmon forever changed the lives of two people. Salmon, a man shrouded in mystery, in which all that is known of him is that his name is actually Simon and he is from Scandinavia, left a legacy of adventure, friendship, and a weird sentimentality for fish. In a classic Salmon way, Salmon wove two lives together and 7 years later Ed Smith and Zoë Garry wish to find him, thank him, and ask him to legally change his name to Salmon. His current whereabouts are unknown, his country of origin is unknown, and his cooperation level is also unknown. Understanding the tall task ahead of them, Ed and Zoë are prepared to mount a full-scale search utilizing social media, flyers, dope t-shirts, and aggressive in person interviews throughout Finland, Sweden, Denmark, and Norway. Ed, a certified lawyer through the U.K. national bar will provide legal advisory throughout the search and Zoë, a soon to be ordained minister through the Presbyterian Church U.S.A., will provide spiritual guidance. “Searching For Salmon” is a cultural revolution waiting to happen. In an age of division and nationalistic politics, Salmon is the unification we have been waiting for: a symbol of hope, of modernity, and globalization. 

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Salmon Sightings

06/10/2020

Salmon Sighting in Istanbul

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06/10/2020

Salmon Sighting in Istanbul

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06/14/2020

Salmon Sighting in Helsinki

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06/14/2020

Salmon Sighting in Helsinki

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06/18/2020

Salmon Sighting in Stockholm

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06/18/2020

Salmon Sighting in Stockholm

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06/22/2020

Salmon Sightings in Copenhagen

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06/22/2020

Salmon Sightings in Copenhagen

Seriously where is salmon?!?!

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06/26/2020

Salmon City in Oslo

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06/26/2020

Salmon City in Oslo

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